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#中特笑话

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文革从未结束,习近平爆炸了吗(兰亭喵)<p>刚在龙空看到个帖子,看完表情复杂。<br>我也不知道该打什么标签了,随便了,都打一遍吧!</p><p>事情是这样的,那贴子的楼主自述,曾经是个留学生,课余在网络上写作。<br>写作收入不错,月入过万(人民币)。<br>他在外留学多年,稿费打在国内的卡里,他一直没花。<br>学成归国后,他开始找工作、租房、<br>因为求学期间,攒下了一大笔钱,他租房购物出手阔绰,他豪爽的消费行为,引起了父母的怀疑。<br>于是,他父母把他举报到了国安,说他留学期间,绝对叛国投敌做间谍了,否则不可能有那么多钱。<br>某天,楼主回家,看到家里有几个穿制服的人,他一进门就把他前后路堵死,开始问话套话。</p><p><a href="https://bgme.me/tags/webnovel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>webnovel</span></a> <br><a href="https://bgme.me/tags/%E4%B8%AD%E7%89%B9%E7%AC%91%E8%AF%9D" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>中特笑话</span></a> <br><a href="https://bgme.me/tags/%E8%B5%B0%E8%BF%91%E7%B2%89%E7%BA%A2" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>走近粉红</span></a> <br><a href="https://bgme.me/tags/%E6%96%87%E9%9D%A9%E5%A4%8D%E5%85%B4" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>文革复兴</span></a></p>
文革从未结束,习近平爆炸了吗(兰亭喵)<p>笑不活了啊!<br>人活着,但是户口却被注销了。<br>他询问网友应该怎么办!<br>网友全都表示,你立即去犯个罪,警察立即就帮你解决户口落实问题。<br>这和前几天TL上流行的,“提前给孩子录个反党视频,防止孩子失踪,警方不帮忙找”,一模一样啊!<br>属于是<a href="https://bgme.me/tags/%E4%B8%AD%E7%89%B9%E7%AC%91%E8%AF%9D" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>中特笑话</span></a> 了。</p><p><a href="https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1HV4y167ig" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">bilibili.com/video/BV1HV4y167i</span><span class="invisible">g</span></a></p>
Recknex<p><a href="https://alive.bar/tags/%E4%B8%AD%E7%89%B9%E7%AC%91%E8%AF%9D" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>中特笑话</span></a> 现在中特笑话超越了苏联笑话,又赢了🇨🇳 ,但乡镇银行跟烂尾楼的问题很难解决了……</p>
梅伊娜<p>我需要笑话来疏解情绪!!!</p><p>好久没看到新的 <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/%E8%8B%8F%E8%81%94%E7%AC%91%E8%AF%9D" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>苏联笑话</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/%E4%B8%AD%E7%89%B9%E7%AC%91%E8%AF%9D" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>中特笑话</span></a> 了</p>
梅伊娜<p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/%E4%B8%AD%E7%89%B9%E7%AC%91%E8%AF%9D" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>中特笑话</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/%E8%8B%8F%E8%81%94%E7%AC%91%E8%AF%9D" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>苏联笑话</span></a></p>
仿生楚门会捅破电子天空墙吗<p>今日<a href="https://bgme.me/tags/%E4%B8%AD%E7%89%B9%E7%AC%91%E8%AF%9D" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>中特笑话</span></a> ,微博把蜡烛屏蔽了,然后也屏蔽了这条什么文字也没有的微博。</p>
梅伊娜<p><span class="h-card"><a href="https://alive.bar/@Jonathan" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>Jonathan</span></a></span> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/%E4%B8%AD%E7%89%B9%E7%AC%91%E8%AF%9D" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>中特笑话</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/%E8%8B%8F%E8%81%94%E7%AC%91%E8%AF%9D" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>苏联笑话</span></a></p>
梅伊娜<p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/%E8%8B%8F%E8%81%94%E7%AC%91%E8%AF%9D" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>苏联笑话</span></a> 新编</p><p>问:中国人民大学教授金灿荣最近殴打他人是吗?</p><p>答:是的,但不是中国人民大学,是复旦大学,不是金灿荣,是张维为,不是殴打他人,是被人打。</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/%E4%B8%AD%E7%89%B9%E7%AC%91%E8%AF%9D" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>中特笑话</span></a></p>
毛茸茸生长 :trans_flag:<p>国际观察:█国自评抗疫全球第一?这是个笑话!<br><a href="http://world.people.com.cn/n1/2021/0714/c1002-32157904.html" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">http://</span><span class="ellipsis">world.people.com.cn/n1/2021/07</span><span class="invisible">14/c1002-32157904.html</span></a></p><p><a href="https://bgme.me/tags/%E5%9B%9E%E6%97%8B%E9%95%96" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>回旋镖</span></a> <a href="https://bgme.me/tags/%E4%B8%AD%E7%89%B9%E7%AC%91%E8%AF%9D" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>中特笑话</span></a></p>
小意_<p><span>一个上海人,被封在房子里十多天弹尽粮绝。哀求居委会送点吃的。居委会主任说,大家都饿着。又饿了两天,实在不行了,拉开窗户大喊:习近平是个傻逼。<br>警察立刻上门抓捕,他总算吃上饭了。吃了一星期,还没有被释放。他很奇怪:侮辱国家领导人,应该只关一个星期啊<br>警察说:但泄露国家机密,是三年以上<br></span><a href="https://neko.ci/tags/中特笑话" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#中特笑话</a><span> <br></span><a href="https://t.me/VoiceofPooh/96508" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://t.me/VoiceofPooh/96508</a></p>
桃子妖妖<p><span class="h-card"><a href="https://m.cmx.im/@ulva69" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>ulva69</span></a></span> <br>补上tag<br><a href="https://bgme.me/tags/%E4%B8%AD%E7%89%B9%E7%AC%91%E8%AF%9D" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>中特笑话</span></a> <a href="https://bgme.me/tags/%E8%8B%8F%E8%81%94%E7%AC%91%E8%AF%9D" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>苏联笑话</span></a></p>
小意_<p><a href="https://neko.ci/tags/中特笑话" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#中特笑话</a><span> <br>没主语啊!<br>还是网友会写</span>​:bili_emoji_doge:​<span><br>(领导生命至上,大家举国同心,人民舍生忘死)<br></span><a href="https://t.me/buyaozaidale/175307" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://t.me/buyaozaidale/175307</a></p>
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小意_<p><a href="https://neko.ci/tags/中特笑话" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#中特笑话</a><span> <br>(头条,抖音,知乎,小红书都要显示ip了)<br>A:某某小区吃不到米,挨饿中,求转发抱歉佔用共用资源<br><br>B:1450,肯定造谣<br><br>A:看我上海的IP呀!何来造谣?<br><br>B:当我傻了?上海人连饭都吃不饱,还有时间发知乎逛互联网?<br><br></span><a href="https://t.me/arrana_cabin/3968" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://t.me/arrana_cabin/3968</a></p>
小意_<p><span>谢谢你的回答,我不养狗了 (虽然我也没养) </span>​:blobcat_dead:​<span><br></span><a href="https://neko.ci/tags/中特笑话" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#中特笑话</a></p>
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小意_<p><a href="https://neko.ci/tags/中特笑话" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#中特笑话</a><span> </span><a href="https://neko.ci/tags/这就是中国" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#这就是中国</a><span> </span><a href="https://neko.ci/tags/thisischinanow" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#thisischinanow</a><span> <br>义眼丁真,鉴定为:真</span></p>
小意_<p><a href="https://neko.ci/tags/meme" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#meme</a><span> </span><a href="https://neko.ci/tags/中特笑话" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#中特笑话</a><span> </span><a href="https://neko.ci/tags/这就是中国" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#这就是中国</a></p>